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George Matarazzo survives shotgun blast to head.

Brooklyn, NY: In a bold and unexpected move today in criminal court, Mr. Matarazzo was released unto the world a free man. After two years of legal cat-and-mouse, the defendant was found not-guilty on all charges but released under the rules of probation as part of a earlier settlement of "no-contest" with the prosecution. The judge summed up the anticipated conclusion with, "Mr. Matarazzo, you are free to go. The court thanks you for your time." This reporter wonders if other super heros lurk within the Brooklyn court houses.




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