Praying for Sun

To the God or Goddess of all creatures great and small:

Enough already. I have already repaired my roof this season - you know, actual "man's work" of flashing, tar and roof paper. I ruined a par of shoes and jeans in the process. Yet your incessant need for water sports is wreaking havoc on my living room, where again a leak has sprung. 'Tis true. It is but a small leak; but it is water where it shouldn't be none the less.

I pray to you: Make it stop, please.